{"id":31,"date":"2008-08-25T04:29:03","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T04:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2015-02-14T21:30:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-14T21:30:03","slug":"olympic-gymnastics-holy-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"Olympic Gymnastics– Holy Cow!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"auto-olympics-gymnastics-306292\"<\/a>When you think Olympics, you think Michael Phelps. Phelps has been plastered all over the past ten issues of Sports Illustrated. He has TV commercials on seemingly every channel. The guy is everywhere.<\/p>\n

I simply don\u2019t care for swimming, and not only because I\u2019ve always sunk like a lead balloon. I just find it a terribly dull sport to watch. Ultimately, swimming (albeit quickly) back and forth in a pool and breaking some record previously held by a guy named Spitz doesn\u2019t do it for me. You want tizzy-inducing, Olympic material? Lets talk about women\u2019s gymnastics.<\/p>\n

I had never watched gymnastics for more than two minutes before watching the women\u2019s all-around competition. This is insane stuff! Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liuken and a couple of pre-pubescent Chinese girls flipped and bounced over a 4-inch balance beam as though it were a 4-lane freeway. Have you ever tried to stand on a balance beam, let alone attempt a backflip on one? I tried once (to stand on one) during a 4th<\/sup> grade P.E. class and my cajones are still paying for it.<\/p>\n

Gymnasts should be recognized as some of the greatest athletes in the world, but they aren\u2019t. And the problem perhaps lies in the Barbie-doll image cultivated within the sport\u2019s culture. The athletes are world-class, but they appear as caricatures taken from the same vein as the beauty contest winners from Little Miss Sunshine. <\/em>This image, further accentuated by Johnson\u2019s cuddly-chipmunk appearance throughout the Olympics, prevents many people from taking the sport seriously or from seeing the athletes as the impressive packages of power and grace that they are. What gymnastics really needs is a Dennis Rodman, someone with a little extra dose of bravado. A fiery, in-your-face gymnast could raise public awareness and simultaneously help to diminish the cute-as-a-button image the sport has acquired over the years. While we\u2019re at it, can\u2019t you imagine Rodman in a pink leotard attempting a series of back flips off the uneven bars? Somehow, it doesn\u2019t seem so far-fetched\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When you think Olympics, you think Michael Phelps. Phelps has been plastered all over the past ten issues of Sports Illustrated. He has TV commercials on seemingly every channel. The guy is everywhere. I simply don\u2019t care for swimming, and not only because I\u2019ve always sunk like a lead balloon. I just find it a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[110,105,107,106,109,104,108],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dennis-rodman","tag-gymnastics","tag-mark-spitz","tag-michael-phelps","tag-nastia-liuken","tag-olympics","tag-shawn-johnson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.charliebisbee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}